"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
when will it end
I hope the son sees this when he gets older
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help
it must be really cool to be a celebrity because you have so many good choices for your next profile picture
me at any social gathering
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
I love talking to my friends!